bepeu:

mood: i’ll wait in the car

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just-shower-thoughts:

People in 2017: “Did you know that the mammoths still lived at the time of the Pyramids?” People in 2117: “Did you know that Queen Elizabeth still lived at the time of Dank Memes?”

just-shower-thoughts:

Saying “please” is meant to be polite but when I type it in an email it sounds slightly aggressive

just-shower-thoughts:

At the age of 60, Snoop Dogg will be 420 in dog years.

just-shower-thoughts:

If Snow White married Jon Snow she would be Snow Snow

harrisonchevy:

Me when I found out James Comey got fired:

Me when I remembered he was the one leading the FBI investigation into Trump’s ties with Russia and he had a lot of information about said ties to Russia AND that he was conveniently fired by Trump himself AND that Trump is now probably going to put one of his cronies in charge of the FBI:

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